Red Box Operations

Our hush hush department

Extra Terestrial?

He/She/it has three hearts, eight legs, and brains scattered all over the body. He… is extremely good at playing hide and seek: can effortlessly imitate sea snakes, flatfish, and lionfish, …, and with his/her long tentacles literally spray a curtain of fog to confuse pursuers.
Moreover, it has a strong memory, and a copy has already been spotted that predicted the World Cup.

No wonder the octopus is doing well. In fact, the increase in the stock is spectacular: there are twice as many octopuses today as there were 15 years ago.


Maybe you see it as Hollywood amusement, but the truth is way more exciting. The news that we hear about area 51 is nothing more than a smoke screen to take away the attention of what goes on in area 52. 

Our legal department has been investigating whether these extraterrestrials are considered persons as defined in the Civil Code for years.


Hyperbathum recovery

In 2018, Contoso Salvage (a Petroleux company since 2021) executed an expedition to the Faroe Islands for the recovery of a Hyperbathum.  This engagement was an enormous success. It started with a massive logistic operation. A ship was leased and all of the recovery tools needed to be on board in less than 24 hours. During this expedition, we needed to keep the utmost discretion and we even took along our own dedicated expeditionary IT infrastructure. 

It proved to be an enormous success and even today nobody has any idea what we did overthere